fakeliampayne: Me and the most beautiful girl in the world :)
@fakeliampayne: Me and the most beautiful girl in the world :)
Liam at Johannah and Dan’s wedding (20.07.2014) - x
The 17 year old singer was said to be fed up with the mess created by the other boys and took advantage of all the recent eliminations from the show, to claim a new bedroom of his own. However he didn’t enjoy his solitary space for long, because he was soon followed by bandmate Zayn Malik.
"Elmer was a kind soul, a gentle soul," you say, gazing tearfully just over the heads of the assembled mourners. "There was so much to love about him: the click of his joints in the morning, the cute way he liked to moisten his toast in lukewarm water before gumming on it, the extra wing he built just for me to keep my shoes in. We were deeply in love. I will never, ever forget him." You carefully wipe a single tear from the corner of your eye, using your middle finger. "Rest in peace, Elmer de Beers von Walmart. I will always, always use your obscenely huge fortune the way I know you would have wanted." You cover your face with one hand. Your chauffeur offers an arm to help you back to your seat and you lean against him for support. Elmer’s daughter is staring at you with narrowed eyes. You give her a brave, shaky smile.